Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 23, 2015

Most wanted, bring them in dead or alive.

I concur. Where do I sign up to get my screw loosened?

I am easily offended by people who are tired.

I am offended by people who are easily offended.

“It’s now very common to hear people say, ’I’m rather offended by that.’ As if that gives them certain rights. It’s actually nothing more… than a whine. ‘I find that offensive.’ It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. ‘I am offended by that.’ Well, so fucking what."

-Stephen Fry

FA channels MIB II?

Have patients grasshopper !!! ’tis the easily offended who we must shepherd through the maze.

We’re offended by your offense.

Hey ,where did Teresa get my family photo ?

Not for nothing two of the Marx Brothers were seldom seen.

Ha!! Complete with Little Dick Cheney Head.

It’s all right.We knew this was coming.We have clean-up details waiting.