Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 14, 2010

Mannaries……

Just don’t fall into that portal.

Teresa is a shameless and sadistic cartoonist, my dear. I fear you’ll just have to live with your rôle in the FA universe….

He is a guy and he has a porthole? I think women will be avoiding him big time. Now I, for example, have the torpedo on launch.

rub-a-dub-dub 3 men in a tub….

Yo T! Where did you find the flamingos in the bathroom photo? I’ve hunted for that since I first saw it in the NYT.

There was a hurricane in FL and at the zoo they rounded up the flamingos. Kinda like using subway stations as bomb shelters.

Hey, cartoons are people too!

Did you do something to provoke her?

Gweedo, you’ve been flagged! Take that, you potty mouth!

Wait a minute…Girls got the portals to ecstasy. Guys got the keys. No wonder she’s mad at Teresa.

My highly acclaimed, though somewhat sporadic, report on the Blog:

John R. Brinkley: I’m in favor of tort reform, but only if the death penalty is mandated for guys like this. Capybara: That is one, for sure. Our zoo (Brevard County, Florida) has a few of those. Why, I don’t know.

http://brevardzoo.org/explore_selva.php?id=53

No cages, giraffes have plenty of room to roam, and it’s great for kids. (Jaguars need more room, though…) Generally, I hate zoos, because they’re like prisons. But the trend to provide something like a native environment, especially for apes, is encouraging. Kids need zoos so they can learn to appreciate animals. Sorry for the editorial, folks.

ok tink, YOU have been flagged! ‘potty’ is offensive to me. and of course, it makes no difference what the intention is; it is how it affects ME. YOU may like the vulgar word ‘potty’ but to me it is repulsive and will be flagged every time

nyaaaah, nyah-nyah nyaaah anyaaah!

I’m 99% sure there is something offensive in the word “Flagger” (it sullies my fingers just to type it) TINK andNIGHTHAWKS have both been “bannered” until they learn to control their base language.

Teresa is so rude!

Careful! Today is flag day.

Happy Flag Day, everyone!

(or Happy Banner Day if that is less offensive)

Sheesh! Must be a Monday around here!

I noticed the guys man boobs were rather perky though. Maybe that is why he is so full of himself.

Edward Estlin Cummings apparently preferred that other people capitalize his name, and he did not always use all lower-case letters when signing it himself.

I think I’ll kill mySELF for reading it! :-/

I don’t know Only Tink, but it looks like he or she was only kidding about flagging Gweedo. I could be wrong!

I hate it when guys have boobs bigger than I do.

As the Man From Tulsa said on “2 Cows And A Chicken”, June 13:

“Frog Applause is a gross and often very vulgar, almost pornographic cartoon.”

Which, of course, is why we love it so.

(Re the Blog: I sure wish I could have gotten one of those autographed pictures of Jesus Christ - that would HAVE to be worth a lot of money! I’d pass on the goat testicles, though…)

our man gina