Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 04, 2015
Transcript:
The Miracle of Consciousness Making the human the only animal that can be the master of its own destiny. Why am I eating the stuff?! Its terrible for me, but I can't stop! I wonder why I keep going out with her -- she's totally wrong for me... Oh no! Im yelling at wayne -- There's going to be trouble! why am I losing my temper?
ickymungmung over 9 years ago
1. He’s eating the sandwich because his taste buds enjoy the salt and fat.
2. She may be wrong for him, but they look cute together.
3. Everyone, at one time or another in their lives, really needs to yell at Wayne.
Up, up and away…!!!!!!
Randy B Premium Member over 9 years ago
“Mastery” apparently consists of wondering why you’re doing things that you didn’t consciously decide to do.
SKJAM! Premium Member over 9 years ago
“can be” and “do” are two different things.
pcx over 9 years ago
“Why do I look like Tintin, except I combed?”
tobybartels over 9 years ago
This isn’t what consciousness is about at all! The purpose of the advanced human brain is to understand other people so that you can try to convince them that you’re a good person (and so should get more food/sex/etc). The ability to understand oneself (and lie to oneself) is merely an unfortunate side effect.
On an unrelated note, I am certain that I have seen this comic before. I particularly remember ‘Why am I losing my temper?’.
jpozenel over 9 years ago
Pigeons have it made!
(One more reason to hate them.)
g1brown over 9 years ago
You have to notice the birds to get the joke
g1brown over 9 years ago
Each pigeon situation in all three panels is specifically tied into the human situation. This is one of the more clever cartoons he has done
kapock over 9 years ago
I’m reading a new book on animal intelligence: “Beyond Words” by Carl Safina. Those pigeons are thinking plenty, though, granted, maybe a bit lighter on the self-loathing.
g1brown over 9 years ago
The whole joke is that Consciousness is bad. In the first panel, the man, who can make a choice, chooses to eat something bad, while the pigeons, who are not conscious, are just eating. In the second panel, the man chooses to be with someone who is wrong for him, while the pigeons just mate. In the third panel, the man gets mad for no reason, while the pigeons conflict over space on a windowsill.
Funny_Ha_Ha over 9 years ago
. o 0 O ( )
paintking over 9 years ago
Ah, my favorite Tom strip. Maybe 17 or 18 years old? Changed my life.
paintking over 9 years ago
Very Naked Ape.
AMU abarrows moderator about 9 years ago
lol