The Buckets by Greg Cravens for October 04, 2015
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Scientists are planning a space elevator! Exciting! Using carbon and nano-technology, they'll be able to hoist huge loads up and down from space! Pretty cool. Pretty cool? Dad! Don't you see what an opportunity for my generation this is? It'll probably employ an awful lot of engineers and builders and astronauts I suppose. And musicians. And... What? Musicians dad! There's gonna be huge demand for elevator music that won't drive you into insanity during a three-day elevator ride!
Granny Smith over 9 years ago
I haven’t heard music in an elevator in a long time…. I think they quit playing it when personal mp3 players became more common than earplugs.
Al Nala over 9 years ago
Well, at least he actually thinks about something.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 9 years ago
I guess Toby didn’t account for the fact that there’s alsozero-gravity
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
I see.
gregcartoon Premium Member over 9 years ago
I’m almost sure that music plays without gravity.
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe over 9 years ago
AT least you didn’t have a g/f who sang along with the music, especially when it was crowded.
ellisaana Premium Member over 9 years ago
Toby wants to Climb the Stairway to Heaven.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member over 9 years ago
Why not a space escalator?