Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 07, 2015

Yeah, especially the loyal subjects who are in line for the floggings…

Seems – again!… – like my job situation !

“Not to mention: I have to sit on my throne, wear this crown, and look kingly! It’s not easy maintaining a royal image!”Tsk. Poor King! Some people REALLY have it awful!

Take a week off, a month, get lost!

Have to leave for work in a few. Production workers get time and a half. Hourly-Staff get a Comp day. Staff like me? Zippo, nada, nothing except if it doesn’t get done there will be the devil to pay.

Sort of a left-handed compliment for the Fink.

The anticipation is the best part of a flogging.The peasants never know when to expect the fatal flail.

“Beautiful to be the king”-Mel Brooks said

It’s not just kings that are like that:

“No man’s life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.”

—Mark Twain

I never had anybody tell me to go flog myself…

There’s a lot of us in the UK who wish David Cameron would do that, Labor Day or not. In fact, any day.

The Floggings will Continue until Morale Improves. – Captain Bligh.

Phil, here in the U S of A, we have “one” that most citizens wish would “just go away …”

Just one?

That’s how I feel when someone complains about the current POTUS taking so many vacations: The more the better!