Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 09, 2015

Now preforming: Allegra-D 24 hour allergy & congestion tablets.

If he can just grab that other bar, you’re good to dribble from either nostril….

This is another one of those weird Frog Applause where you’re not sure what it means, but suspect Teresa might be telling us something that is literally true, like that she has a sinus infection.

When using such things as Neti pots to relieve chronic sinusitis, remember to always use distilled or boiled water to avoid the possibility of introducing a brain-eating amoeba to your sinus cavities.Safety is always the first priority.

Wow … looks like Pat Paulsen is a bit under the weather today. Or is it under the big top …?

Mood swings are a bitch!!!

My sinus headaches are more like a guy with a jackhammer.

Symptoms of sinusitis, which may be instigated by any of several common bacterial spores when they find a suitable environment in the nasal cavity during periods of high pollen counts, dust and dryness or anything that increases mucus production slightly, may be relieved by laving the area with warm saline, which will reduce the bacterial population to a sufficient extent to allow the natural immune responses to deal with the remainder. Care should be taken to always use a sterile solution to flood the sinus cavity to rinse away excess mucus and bacterial colonies.

Because I will always be there to catch you.Like I need another hole in my head.