Garfield by Jim Davis for July 03, 2010

now I know…

Excellent, but I am out of practice. I’m a lousy liar.

That explains politicians.

But you can change the future… so why do people lie about that, too?

That’s right! LIE!

Everything I say is a lie.

That’s what we call “selective memory”!

Toss the past in the toilet bowl and flush down to the sewerage plant. You won’t be lied again!

You can change the past. It’s called retroactive continuity. It works best is works of fiction, but people try it in real life too sometimes.

As Dr. House always says, “Everybody lies.”

I guess as long as u don’t tell whoppers, it’s ok. Dr. House should know! LOL

lwa lniki, what a beautiful little kitty!

Wildmustang1262, that’s an interesting image! I try that in my next meditation.

My spelling is not too good, today. Maybe, as u get older, and can’t spell, u can’t remember much else either, therefore, u don’t have to lie! :)

Pyrowesel, most people’s pasts ARE fiction. I’m not sure anyone remembers the way it really was. All the point of view of the person remembering it.

Question: If there is no one else around who remembers an event from the past, did it really happen? :)

To right mate…

liar

: )