Lio by Mark Tatulli for September 28, 2015

Coming soon … Europa Disney!

So, Disney has already managed to corrupt the aliens with its exorbitant overcharges for nasty theme parks, ehh?

They might have problems on rides that say “You must be THIS tall”. And, I hope they brought enough grubniks…

You mean they DIDN’T come here to see The Force Awakens?

One day too late to visit Dismaland.

They were looking for the Lilo & Stitch ride, but they don’t know how to spell.

Why did we get the east coast version? What’s wrong with saying DisneyLAND??

Well, there is always Dollywood!

First, take a left turn at Albuquerque…

HMMM?

“say, i’ve never seen the sun come up in the west. movin’ right along….”

Garibaldi mentioned Disney Planet in Babylon 5