Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 17, 2015
Transcript:
enjoy this vintage 1992 classic tom the dancing bug every thursday panels from the annals of the tom the dancing bug archive check back every friday for a fresh, brand new tom the dancing bug! tom the dancing bug by ruben bolling visit our 12 convenient bowels open 70 hours crazy morty morty: hush feet! a vcr! gimme an acorn 0 cents per bath this is my father. touch it and i'll kill you $5 so, so mop shut up! why are you looking at me? dirty, dirty, dirty! $2a4 ka! i'm a schoolgirl 8% jesus towel electronic! towel! "our prices are so incestuous, we must be wawawa" take it from morty's doctor: doctor: it's true. morty zimmerman is clinically insane, yet somehow operates a chain of "stores," such as they are. if you were to find something of use to you, and were actually able to successfully conduct a transaction, you would probably pay a price wholly unrelated to the value of the item you purchased. parking in my gums
dadoctah over 9 years ago
This has always been my favorite TTDB strip.
pumaman over 9 years ago
Open 70 hours! Eventually.
lunchmas over 9 years ago
There are web cartoonists whose entire output consists of belaboring a single concept that Ruben did once, perfectly, a decade earlier, and moved on.
kapock over 9 years ago
So, so funny. But in all seriousness, no one’s going to beat that price on cell-phone baths.