The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 28, 2015

Are you positive?

AAaaaaaaaaaaaaargh..I got an electric shock.

I got a charge out of this one!!

The reason you’re not included is because your NeverReady.

He’s just Bi-polar.

His life went down the tube.

Batteries not included.Christmas is coming and all those new toys.

He forgot that he came from a six pack.

He’s depressed. The doctor will prescribe lithium.

Don’t believe a word he says, he’s Lion!

Ol’ lady versions only; see, e.g., most any old Buck Brown “Naught Granny” comic in old Playboy magazines . . .

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Brown_(cartoonist)

Since when do batteries have arms & hands??!

AAA should hang out with Sam Assembly. He’s always required…

Steven Wright had a joke about buying batteries “they weren’t included”.

Sometime back Dave’s squirrel suggested AAA. Scott was just obliging. http://www.gocomics.com/realitycheck/2013/09/07

He doesn’t put out.

These guys who comment are funnier than the strip.

Don’t despair! I bet someday they make a movie about you!

Take charge!