Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 22, 2015

Something’s odd here, but I can’t put my finger on it.

I was second into a just cleaned restroom after a well known celebrity and realized he hadn’t washed his hands AT ALL.Did not share the bowl of bar nuts with him after that.

Does this read right to left?

I always suspected that the Addams Family’s Thing wasn’t alone. There’s a whole colony of them, and they’re freaky!

I was pretty sure it was hand signs for something dirty before I saw the caption.

No. I never wash my hands. I am building my immune system to withstand the zombie apocalypse.I actually worked with a person who never washed their hands when visiting the lavatory, and who often had a big bowl of popcorn at their work station and would cheerfully offer you some. Dead from cancer now, unfortunately.

I thought this was one of those three-dimensional puzzles that breaks down into many sections that you must then try to put back together (such puzzles once were popular as keychain accessories). Easy, hands down!

I was sure it said, “My hut has four rooms and livestock stays outside” Oh… I get it.

“Why do you always get to be the sun? I hate being the spider!”

My wife who signs tells me that this says; “May your USB plugs be the wrong way up, every time.”

Oh yeah??? Well, I found the spy camera you had hidden in my bathroom and I’ve phoned the Keystone Cops!!!

…its legal here.$65 a quarter.

I thought it was going to be American Sign for something.

What he signed was dirty so he should wash his hands out with soap.

I understand that is what it cost here before legalization.