Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for December 03, 2015

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    Ida No  about 9 years ago

    Love means not getting caught when you steal their credit cards.

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    Randy B Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Some of these metaphors confuse me greatly.

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    ant  about 9 years ago

    o/~ what’s <3? o/~

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    John Falstaff  about 9 years ago

    The chicken on the right is clearly married. He knows the trick; even if you didn’t do it, an apology is always a good way to start. The phrase “Yes, dear” is also key to a happy marriage. Or a LONG marriage, at least. ;-)

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  about 9 years ago

    The exact phrase is, “I’m sorry. You’re right.”

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    Dragongirl55  about 4 years ago

    Love means not having to say you’re sorry, but saying it anyway because you’re worried you did something wrong.

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