Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for July 22, 2010

Rotten troll kid!

well, it was better than trading them for a PB & J sandwich!

“Then I guess you’ll just have to go barefoot you ungrateful little imp”.

So, wear your video game on your feet, or do without footwear. Silly troll-boy!

Since when do trolls wear shoes?

(muttering dire threats under breath)

So you trade the video game back in for a pair of shoes

I hear if you chop them off, they don’t grow at all.

My cousin took up playing the organ

when he grew another foot.

Yukoner, you’re sounding like…

This troll wears shoes. Go with it.

Why isn’t his uncle buying his shoes?

Old joke:

How many feet are there in a yard?

How many people are there?

If the yard is full of baby spiders, that’ll mean a powerful number of feet. Ain’t nothin’ more numerable than baby spiders, and with each being octopedal and all…