Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 25, 2015
October 24, 2015
October 26, 2015
Transcript:
The Grandfather Verses With the pharaoh's army closing in, they were trapped by the red sea. It seemed to be hopeless. "Have we been forsaken?" Moses cried out. Suddenly, storm clouds appeared and a voice boomed from above... "No, Moses, I will part the waters for you" "How?" Moses asked. "No time to explain", the Lord said, "Now stand up and..." ...Pull my finger! *heh-heh* Girl: I've noticed that yourrenditions of bible stories all end the same way, gram-pa. Grandma: Grandfathers work in not-so-mysterious ways, dear. Grandfather: Whatever. Now, do you want to see a miracle or not?
Dtroutma almost 9 years ago
A doomed goldfish?
Argythree almost 9 years ago
It’s not the parting of the waters that will doom the fish. It’s the, um, gaseous emissions…
Kind&Kinder almost 9 years ago
Is any of it real, or is it all just “magic”? Someday, we’ll know for sure.
whiteheron almost 9 years ago
The miracle is if he doesn’t foul his britches..Three rules of an Older man
P51Strega almost 9 years ago
You win :-)
puddleglum1066 almost 9 years ago
Reminds me of the old Irish blessing: “May the road rise up to meet you, and may the wind at your back not be of your own making.”
freewaydog almost 9 years ago
Shouldn’t this be published on Passover time, rather than towards the end of October???
mourdac Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Would have made the bible a lot more interesting for generations of children. Let’s see – Joshua knocking down the walls of Jericho, David and Goliath, many possibilities here.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 9 years ago
And on the eighth day, God created the winds.
dabugger almost 9 years ago
Nothing so redundant. . .
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 9 years ago
God must be a Mel Brook’s fan (do you remember Moses in “History of the world,part 1”?)
jahoody almost 9 years ago
Best Pun of the Day award goes to…………….
becida almost 9 years ago
it’s good being a gram-pa!
Seed_drill almost 9 years ago
Inspired, no doubt, by “God teaches Adam the pull my finger trick” on the Sistine Chapel.
GiantShetlandPony almost 9 years ago
Divine humor? Glad my Grandfather never stooped to that level of humor. :P
spaced man spliff almost 9 years ago
….and don’t forget the campfire scene in “Blazing Saddles”. I was surprised a big firestorm didn’t occur in THAT camp.
Tarredandfeathered almost 9 years ago
God always did have a rather “Earthy” sense of humor..As proof: He created the Human Race, didn’t he?
bmonk almost 9 years ago
He just provides special sound effects—among other special effects.