Herman by Jim Unger for October 24, 2015

Nope, I did design because I couldn’t help it. Still can’t. I just happened to get paid for doing it as well. But my dad, on the other hand, had to deal with OSHA. You think you have it bad???

I feel like I’ve spent my life behind bars, but since I’m a motorcycle test driver, that might explain that…

Time to start his “Short-timer” calendar.

I have 11 years, 10 months. But who’s counting ???

Three and a half years and counting.. I’ve been lucky. For the past 52 years I’ve had jobs that were fun, I could make fun or just plain quit (a few of those).

I was 11 years away from retirement when in 2001 my co. closed and went over seas !So I got to retire early !

When I knew I had only one more year before retirement, that was the hardest year of my life!

Unfortunately, the wife never gets to retire, so quitcherbitchin..

I figured that she would just spend it all anyway, so I took early retirement

“When you gonna retire, Mr. Green?”“I’m not. I’m going to drive until I drop dead, then I want you to drag my body out of this seat and finish driving it into the high school.”“Okay, so teach me how.”(He figured my death was going to happen soon, me being ancient and all.)

Is it me. Or did this guy just dropped dead?