I remember one guy actually invented something to help ladies reach high places and open pickle jars. Can’t recall his name or where exactly we buried him, but he was nice guy. Nice but too damn smart for his own good.
Theoretically, if I were to date the person I like (haha impossible f*** me) this would be all mixed up. From what I’ve seen she usually wears sweaters and comfy stuff, we both do general workout (I play hockey, she does a bit of track) so both of us can open the tightest pickle jar. She’s taller than me and I’m short, so she’ll reach taller places. And both of us will create a fortress if we see any somewhat large bug or bee/Yellowjacket/wasp/hornet/2020byebyehornet. So the only thing not jumbled up would be the body heat. Keep in mind this will never ever happen because I’m a dumb piece of s*** and she’s the most amazing person I’ve ever met. Also I’m too chicken to ask her out.
Randy B Premium Member about 9 years ago
Those seem pretty mainstream to me.(For a good boyfriend.)
emptc12 about 9 years ago
And a good girlfriend will let it be known she thinks this way.
Peam Premium Member about 9 years ago
How come I just get to lift and carry things? I’m sure I could do heat too.
Ushindi about 9 years ago
Pretty good!
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 9 years ago
I had noe idea that there was an actual use for us.…beyond picking up the check.
Monster Hesh about 9 years ago
I’m so offended I don’t know whether to scream about how sexist this is, or go with #NotAllMenOpenJars.
JUST.KIDDING.
garcalej over 7 years ago
I remember one guy actually invented something to help ladies reach high places and open pickle jars. Can’t recall his name or where exactly we buried him, but he was nice guy. Nice but too damn smart for his own good.
kf6rro almost 5 years ago
Totally me and my wife.
Kitty OwO almost 4 years ago
Theoretically, if I were to date the person I like (haha impossible f*** me) this would be all mixed up. From what I’ve seen she usually wears sweaters and comfy stuff, we both do general workout (I play hockey, she does a bit of track) so both of us can open the tightest pickle jar. She’s taller than me and I’m short, so she’ll reach taller places. And both of us will create a fortress if we see any somewhat large bug or bee/Yellowjacket/wasp/hornet/2020byebyehornet. So the only thing not jumbled up would be the body heat. Keep in mind this will never ever happen because I’m a dumb piece of s*** and she’s the most amazing person I’ve ever met. Also I’m too chicken to ask her out.