MythTickle by Justin Thompson for October 07, 2015

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    Kali39  about 9 years ago

    The worst insult you can give anyone is to call him an optimist..A pessimist looks at the world in realistic terms. An optimist looks at dreams.

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    Observer fo Irony  about 9 years ago

    A pessimist asks can it get any worse and the optimist responds yes it can.

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    Sisyphos  about 9 years ago

    Yes, yes, it can!—But isn’t that the ultra-pessimist?

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    mntim  about 9 years ago
    And optimist may not be a realist, but I don’t think a pessimist is automatically a realist, either. Reality doesn’t always fit a preconceived notion.
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    Plods with ...™  about 9 years ago

    Well played sir

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    gigagrouch  about 9 years ago

    The optimist believes that this is the Best of all Possible Worlds…The pessimist fears this is so.

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    cindyorch  about 9 years ago

    a pessimist is resigned…an optimist is hopeful…..

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Boody is just an ….enthusiastic… pessimist.

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    lopaka  about 9 years ago

    Oh man, LOL big time.

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    g.iangoodson  about 9 years ago

    Dudley is pessimistically optimistic; it can’t get any worse.Boody is optimistically pessimistic; it can.Perfect examples of both sides. Clever.

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    Rista  about 9 years ago

    A pessimist sees everything as getting worse and worse and drives everyone nuts while moaning about it constantly (while boasting about how realistic he is).An optimist sees everything as getting better and better and drives everyone nuts telling them how rosy things are (while also boasting about how realistic he is).A realist simple realizes that being happy with his life, no matter whether it is good or bad, is entirely up to him.

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    sperry532  about 9 years ago

    A pessimist sees the glass as half empty. An optimist sees the glass as half full. The realist see that the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

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    broncosdaddy  about 9 years ago

    I don"t see the glass as half full or half empty. I just see it as a half a glass of water, not sure what that makes me, :;-I

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