Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 16, 2015

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    lilmnm  about 9 years ago

    Must be a phony.

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    King_Shark  about 9 years ago

    Tell me when you have a goose that lays platinum eggs.

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    Wren Fahel  about 9 years ago

    This reminds me of the song “The Bird” by Jerry Reed. Google it; you won’t be sorry.

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    kc2idv  about 9 years ago

    Science has shown that if you feed a goose food with gold dust mixed in the eggs will have the gold shell. Hence feed it food with platinum mixed in.

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    flagmichael  about 9 years ago

    Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way you are a mile away and you have his shoes.

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    Sir Osis of Liver  about 9 years ago

    Does that mean that this peasant will actually walk away from this conversation wit his head still firmly attached to his neck?and that he will not even be sent to the dungeon?

    The Fink is getting soft!

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    cubswin2016  about 9 years ago

    Looks like a wild goose chase to me.

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    markhughw  about 9 years ago

    The next guy has a bridge in Brooklyn…

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  about 9 years ago

    Roast goose! My new favorite!

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    Packratjohn Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Dad comes home, sees Junior out front with the family dog, and a sign that reads, “Good dog, $1000”Dad chuckles and goes inside.Hour later Junior comes in. Dad says, “Sell the dog?”Junior says, “Nope, I traded him for two $500 cats.”

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