Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 18, 2015

Then it could be some other chap at the front door. Either way, Andy NE’ER pays back his IOUs.

A few ventilation holes in the doors might help clear Andy’s mind………………………………….. ’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’

Aah, it’s always great to feel wanted…

Well it was Saturday night, I was sitting in the kitchenChecking out the women on Spanish televisionGot a call from Paul who was just let out of prisonHe said hey listen, there’s something I’m missingI said I’m on it, honest, it’s on its wayYou’re gonna get your money in a couple of days, okay?I’m just a little strapped for cash Take it easy baby, cut me some slack, I said

I’m just a little strapped for cashVery temporary, don’t you worry ’bout thatStrapped for cash

So I headed out west to invest in the racesAll the horses kept falling on their facesDidn’t fare much better at the Taj MahalChalk it up to bad luck and free alcoholAnd now I’m laying low, you know I’m trying to stall But I don’t know how much longer I can dodge the callsSayin’

I’m just a little strapped for cashDon’t you know I wouldn’t do you like thatI’m just a little strapped for cashGive me a minute you know you’ll get it backC’mon

Strapped for cashStrapped for cash

Six bodybuilders pulled up in a PintoNext thing I know they’re coming through the windowHate to keep you waiting, I know times are hardNow would you prefer a Visa or a MasterCard

Because I’m just a little strapped for cash Take a seat, I’ll be back in a flash, I said I’m just a little strapped for cashNo need to have a heart attack-ack-ack-ack…

Actually, it’s a bill collector at the front door; with Chalkie at the back (both wanting their money). And Andy is completely broke!

They should toss him in a canal & see if any money comes out of his pockets. Enjoy the day Cappers!

“Antiques Roadshow” might let Andy and Flo have a little bit for that one-of-a-kind blue blob hanging above their couch……

It’s a shame we don’t see Percy the Rentman any more.

Yet we have Guitar Bob.

xxx

Andy needs to listen to Jeff Foxworthy-when the repo man came to take the car, Jeff replies he is flat broke. The repo man then asks can’t you write a check, Jeff waits a beat and then "A check??!!, sure, I’ll pay the thing off! The tires weren’t the only rubber on that car.