Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for October 23, 2015

Tony and the Big PushoverI’m a little punchy around this time of night.

@TonyDo You procrastinate?.Sometimes it takes me a while to get around to things.

My wife and I have a great understanding. If she is man enough to hit me, I am woman enough to hit her back.Thankfully, that understanding has not ever been tested.

Not particularly….

I prefer ‘plushy’, thank you.

I’d say goodbye.

I asked a teacher once about hitting a girl back. (I got in trouble, she didn’t) He said… “It’s never right to strike a lady, but if she hits you first she ain’t no lady.”

Pull the shades! I think they want to play together…

@Tony“Are you pushy?”

No… I am a rock!

I have been called a “pushy broad” by folks who know me well.

Is it acceptable to hit her husband if it is not acceptable for a husband to hit his wife?

With the endless political campaigning, I’m feeling more putschy.

I’m sleepy……pushy is my boss and dopey is the dog.

I also fall into the pushover category. Have a hard time saying “no” even when I should.