Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 10, 2015
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Artur! Band rehearsal after school at my house! You know what? If we're going to perform at the open house, I think we should change our name. WHAT? "Enslave the Mollusk" is just so...so...um... Help me out, random passerby. Stupid. Moronic. Oddly disturbing.
Tue Elung-Jensen about 9 years ago
Tsk tsk, but that name is a classic by now. :) Also changing the name won!t change the sound.
peanuts511 about 9 years ago
That is my reaction whenever my friends say something stupid.
ComicGizmo1302 about 9 years ago
who dare criticise???
jploch5408 about 9 years ago
Bands change their names all the time. Let’s see…. first, they were The Quarrymen, then Johnny & The Moondogs, then The Silver Beetles (sic), then The Beatles. And people said they wouldn’t amount to much.
SuperDavid about 9 years ago
Enslave the Francis.
Michael Rosser Premium Member about 9 years ago
Is just so… Prog?
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 9 years ago
Dave Barry would love it!
PoodleGroomer about 9 years ago
They could change their name to “Free Oysters and Fried Clams” and open for the “Bare Naked Ladies”.
harlequindugong1914 about 9 years ago
Last night, I dreamt that Lincoln Pierce and I went scuba-diving and ate chocolate chip cookies underwater.
banjinshiju about 9 years ago
To fit current conditions, it should become “Trudy’s Love Slave”.
Comic Minister Premium Member about 9 years ago
Francis!!
jwondga about 9 years ago
I dunno. “Cage The Elephant” is a very good band.
Poor Nate. He can say his friends Shake Me Down, he has his Back Against The Wall. The should just Mess Around with their music and write more songs. I suppose Nate could Take It or Leave It, but there is Always Something. But who knows, Trudy might Come A Little Closer knowing that her boyfriend is also in a band.
Erik Shmukler Premium Member about 9 years ago
“Enslave The Mollusk” is (no joking, no sarcasm, no snark involved here) one of my all-time favorite band names and if I ever develop any musical talent and find myself in need of a name for my musical combo, I would happily license that name from Mr. Peirce for any sum he named.
orbenjawell Premium Member about 9 years ago
and the list only grows.
CalKirk2150 about 9 years ago
I think it’s kind of a cool name
boomyoboom about 9 years ago
they actually ARE really bad. without artur i mean.
boomyoboom about 9 years ago
yeah they are right how about….. forever with us? nope to cheesy. engage the barnacle? nope principal nick already said that in big nate flips out when he was making a comic when he was zTALKIng to nickolas (or however u spell it.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member about 9 years ago
My high school’s rock band was called EXIT. I had lots of fun with that. :)
boomyoboom about 9 years ago
Im SPEAKING TO LINCOLN PEIRCE!!!!
boomyoboom about 9 years ago
i wonder why nate’s always so pumped up with his band practice?
gyroman12345 about 9 years ago
“Random Passerby”
gymnastic1210 about 9 years ago
haha I think this might take the wrong turn… like always :)
boomyoboom about 9 years ago
how bout….. COOl guys…. or……. radical PUNCHor….. we will ROCK YOu
boomyoboom about 9 years ago
Im lthinking… :p
boomyoboom about 9 years ago
wait i thought nate hates artur.
boomyoboom about 9 years ago
OOOOH I KNOW I NAME!!!!!!!!!!! PUNCHING SLAVERS
boomyoboom about 9 years ago
MRS GODREY REAL FACE
boomyoboom about 9 years ago
OR
Mike789 about 9 years ago
Nate will probably name it “Nate-o-licious”
Love2laugh almost 6 years ago
Even though they have nooooo idea what they were talking about they are instintly repulsed by the name anyway.
ransomjdonald about 5 years ago
Every time there band plays teddy brings up the 2 1\2 songs he can play XD
That Crazy Big Nate Fan over 4 years ago
“Random Passerbys”? whatever happened to yo?
MatthewMukkala about 4 years ago
Enslave the Mollusk is a great name.
Trust nobody almost 4 years ago
“Random passerby”? lincoln, you can do better
THRGEORGIE over 2 years ago
on god no cap