Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 26, 2015

And here I thought most facts that pointed to actual guilt of a client were always excluded. Only blame-the-victim is allowed in a trial, since victims aren’t people, just ‘evidence’….

Is that Trey Gowdy speaking?

Wrong tactic. He should countersue the Plaintiff for stress.

Please reference today’s Bizarro strip.

Why is this so similar to today’s Bizarro strip?

It seems that facts can’t touch Slick Hilly.

Faux News in a nutshell!

The truth, as I see it…..We both have truths, are mine the same as yours?

It didn’t present a problem for the “affluenza” lawyers.

But wait!It is to Madame Justice that I dedicate this concerto, In honor of the holiday that she seems to have taken from these parts,And in recognition of the impostor that stands in her stead.

Isn’t innuendo Italian for X-Lax?

Is this a Hillary hearing?

Anti-science climate change argument. Also useful against evolutionists.

It’s courtroom Monday in the comics world! Bizarro too!! As I understand it these strips are written well in advance, I wonder what was happening in the world back then to catch the attention of these two observers?

See also: Today’s Bizarro.

The lawyer’s mantra – Just because you did it, doesn’t mean you’re guilty.

He’s honest about being DIShonest.

There you go, clouding the issue with facts! Next thing you know, you’ll be demanding details, prof, and showing pictures of the actual events! Then you’ll insist upon the truth!

Yea; we want fact-FREE only campaigns…. ;-)

I’m retired now, but back when I spent a lot of time in courtrooms, I had a witness turn to the judge and say “Make her quit making me look like I’m lying.” We had to adjourn for a few minutes.

Slick Willy? Teflon Ron? Hell, I remember the granddaddy of doubletalk: our dear ol’ Tricky Dickie !!

Actually, Saint Ronnie gave most of them Presidential Pardons.

Didn’t they do a whole movie on that? Liar, Liar?