FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 14, 2010

well… Roger back to the desk

I don’t see why such fraudsters go unhanged in America. Surely Judge Lynch’s court is open.

Comprehensive home-study course in wealth accumulation: find people who would send you $200 for a comprehensive home-study course in wealth accumulation. So easy.

ladyfingers86 said, 34 minutes ago

Roger got two options: the state attorney general and/or Judge Judy

Don’t forget Judge Colt!

Let’s not overlook Judge Horatio Curmudgeon Frump!

Welcome to twentyfirst century America, scam after scam after scam!

Sadly, the scams wouldn’t keep coming if people weren’t so greedy or lazy as to genuinely work for what they want.

Scams don’t get reported because people don’t want to admit they got scammed. Like the other day, She WHO MUST BE OBEYED asked me for a blank check. When asked why , she said, “It’s a yearly retainer for Rumpole to defend you from scam artists” Having sen that worthy barrister on TV 30 years ago, I knew this was a good idea. She’s so good to take care of all the bank business.

S!END ME SOME MONEY AND i’LL TELL YOU A SECRET!!

Rumpole now on my netflix que. thanks much for the reminder Lew. it was a great series

Step 1: Buy a large amount of something. Step 2: Either divide the large amount into smaller parcels or manipulate it into a finished product. Step 3: Sell the divided parcels or finished product. Step 4: Profit!!!

Business is not hard. The hard part is getting enough capital together to play the game.

Hey, still in time for the 30 day money back guarantee.

“How to Make Money…”

Get a job at the mint!