Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 08, 2015

This guy can come over to my house with that next springand start mowing my yard!

Next to the foot wedge

I needed a leaf blower last Thursday.

Had one land in a Copperhead nest. Let the snakes keep the ball.

No long putters. No weed whackers. The rules makers are taking all the fun out of golf. Waitaminnit. What am I saying? Golf was never fun!

13-2. Improving Lie, Area of Intended Stance or Swing, or Line of Play :No moving, bending or breaking anything growing or fixed (including immovable obstructions and objects defining out of bounds),Two stroke penalty, stroke play or loss of hole in match play. Just sayin

My bag has a chainsaw in it. Pesky trees.

Don’t forget about masheys and dormis.

I wish I could hit a golf ball hard enough that it would go sailing in to the air and strike a crow. These damned birdsdon’t know when to SHUT UP!!!

Neither of ours certainly would’t fit in most golf bags.

Now a golf cart, on the other hand…

Actually, the most difficult lies occur when you are completing your scorecard…

Mark Twain described golf as a good walk spoiled.

Golf is a game for the idle rich, not the working poor…