The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 06, 2015

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    Farside99  about 9 years ago

    You just need to give them the wash cycle in the toilet one time and they’ll never enter that room again (willingly — and as a cat owner you know what unwillingly means).

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 9 years ago

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    x_Tech  about 9 years ago

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    jreckard  about 9 years ago

    “Choose the cat owner”? I don’t think so. The cat owner chooses you.

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    banks00wv  about 9 years ago

    They figure that if they can lick their butt, you should too.

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    J Short  about 9 years ago

    Profiling.

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    derdave969  about 9 years ago

    We’ve had over 15 cats and none ever messed with the toilet paper.

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    morningglory73 Premium Member about 9 years ago

    My cats never did that either. Though one did like the crinkly sound of a plastic bag.

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    morningglory73 Premium Member about 9 years ago

    I agree with Pacopuddy that declawing is horribly cruel. The tips of their toes are cut off in the process. Please don’t do this to your pets.

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    x_Tech  about 9 years ago

    Think of declawing then consider having your own finger and toenails pulled!

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    gilker  about 9 years ago

    Top panel because most cat owners either teach their cat’s not to do that or they keep their bathroom doors closed. The bottom obviously is cat-sitting and don’t know better.

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    Ironic Eggbeater  about 9 years ago

    What if I want to choose the non cat owner? Seems like, in a supposedly free country, I should be able to choose the one I want to choose. Not what some dictator says I must choose. Kind of like one can choose that the pyramids were used to store grain rather than as tombs for the dead. Or that Black Africans came to the US as laborers to work on the farms.

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    Rwill  about 9 years ago

    You just need a more considerate cat:https://youtu.be/8-V-CnKcF7Q?t=17s

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    Bob666  about 9 years ago

    Indoor cat = declawedOutdoor cat = clawed

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    Al Nala  about 9 years ago

    Howze come there’s no seat on that toilet?

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    Jules934  about 9 years ago

    Ferrets too.

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    Upton O'Goode  about 9 years ago

    Cats don’t have owners.

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    rekam Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Our cat didn’t do that to the t.p. But she loved to walk around the rim of the tub when I was in it, though. Sure-footed and didn’t fall in.

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    cwizard71  about 9 years ago

    Neither, because nobody “owns” a cat.

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    echoraven  about 9 years ago

    CATS = Creatures Aligned Totally with Satan

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    whisplicka Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Never had a cat that did that, and I’ve had quite a few cats. However, most toddlers that have been in my home,,lots and lots as I’m a mom, gramma and g-gramma, have pulled the roll to empty, sometimes only to put the whole pile into the toilet and toddle out.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member about 9 years ago

    I have 9 and only one likes to shred the TP. Does a thorough job, though

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    onespiceybbw  about 9 years ago

    out of the bajillion cats i have had, only one liked to unroll the tp. did have several that liked bread bags, though. have one now that licks and rips open garbage bags. i thought about naming him oral roberts when he was a kitten.

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    natureboyfig4 Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Neither. A cat owner would keep the lid down to keep the thing from falling in &/or knocking the whole roll in there.

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    omglorraine  about 9 years ago

    Come on you rookie, put the roll on backwards. Geez.

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