Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 06, 2015

Super Hero’s don’t carry assault weapons they get by with squirt guns.

And prohibit dry arguments.

Avoid knowledge spills!

It’s not propaganda if you really believe it!

A Rube Goldberg like solution … but a solution for what???

Yes… part of a new Broadway play. It is a musical about a man who comes to the city and finds his calling as a super-hero when he discovers that he can dance. It is called *The Man With the Fishnet Mask".It is already sold out until 2034, and it hasn’t even been cast yet.

Or just fight wet.

Drown ISIS mice in a better mouse trap.

Fight fight fight with all of your might!

Once your pet is properly house-broken, the wet propaganda will become a thing of the past.

Satellite data show 32% humidity.That’s pretty dry.I am reminded of a line uttered by Charlton Heston in the original Planet of the Apps, “Get your paws off me, you damp, dirty App!”This led, invariably to Star Wars, as the Apps in question were the new Android malware.These are not the wet propaganda you want.You don’t need to see our paper turtles.We are free to go on our way.

I do prefer my propaganda dry, shaken not stirred, and with a side of bloviation. Please release me. Let me go.

Is that anything like a wet dream?

Humility is the sauce of a perfected salad day.