Herman by Jim Unger for November 20, 2015

Another zookeeper attacked during feeding/cleaning time by a tiger, shark, whatever….

Today’s special: a free python with every box of parrot food

The parrot would become food for the python.

I like a man who gets wrapped up in his work ! But I wonder of working in the Pet Store isn’t a bit constricting ?

Come back when the snake is no longer around.

You might want to just run in and grab it now, leave the money on the counter and call 911 on your way to the car.

I had an acquaintances that had a pet snake. It lived in his closet. It wrapped itself around the pole and would stay there motionless for hours or days. He fed it a hamster about once every so many weeks.

He told me that he’d watch the bulge move slowly rearwards over the days and when it got to the appropriate point, he’d take the snake for a walk.

He was thinking of opening a pet shop that sold only reptiles and fish. He planned on calling it “In Cold Blood.”

At least his parrot is alive.

What a ssssssssssssssssnake in the grass.

“I’m a little tied up at the moment!”

Puts a whole new meaning to“I’ll come back when you’re through.”