Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 12, 2015
November 11, 2015
November 13, 2015
Transcript:
Narrator: Rip, battling disgusting Villain Mr. Woeful, decides to get some fresh air! Rip Haywire: Haywire, that tears it. You've gotten on my last nerve. Mr. Woeful: Just want till I stop rolling! I've got a syringe of poison with your name on it. Rip Haywire: Get up, Woeful, I'm ready when you are! Mr. Woeful: Gack! Worst... poison joke... everrrr! Rip Haywire: It looks like Every Rose Has it's Thorn, Woeful!
Chithing Premium Member about 9 years ago
While not particularly clever, I thought it appropriate.
joegeethree about 9 years ago
Almost as bad as running with scissors.
Kip W about 9 years ago
Mom always said, “Never roll downhill with a poisoned hypodermic. And don’t stab toward yourself.”
Erik Shmukler Premium Member about 9 years ago
I disagree with Mr. Woeful, greatest Poison joke. Ever.
I AM CARTOON LADY! about 9 years ago
…and every porcupine has it’s quill…was that a better joke Woeful? Woeful?…
Dragoncat about 9 years ago
Aw, what’s the matter, Woeful? Did the needle go to the wrong address?