Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 06, 2015
Transcript:
Pig: Hey there, Goat. Welcome to my new museum. Goat; What's in it? Pig: Step around these boxes and I'll show you. Goat: What is it? Pig: A sculpture of a bird's head. Goat: And this? Pig: A turtle eating lettuce. Goat: A wolf howling? Pig: Yup. Goat: What's this one? Pig: A square-headed dog begging for food. Goat: And that? Pig: A moray eel rising out of his cave to eat. Goat: Well, thank you, Pig... It was nice seeing- Goat; You think you're so clever. Pastis: Nine states. Name 'em all. Pig: I only see a bird's head.
Squizzums almost 9 years ago
Sad man.
Sherlock Watson almost 9 years ago
Sneezy, Sleepy, Dopey, Grumpy, Happy, Bashful, Doc, Stan, and Ollie.:How’d I do?
hariseldon59 almost 9 years ago
Spoiler alert: Some of these need to be reoriented before they can be recognized:
Nevada, Wyoming, Colorado, South Carolina, Michigan, Maine, Pennsylvania, West Virginia, Washington.
glissando14 almost 9 years ago
Nevada, Wyoming, Colorado, South Caroina, Michigan, Kentucky, Pennsylvania, West Virginia, Utah :)
jackhs almost 9 years ago
I missed only Maine
knight1192a almost 9 years ago
Let’s see what he does with the New England states, Hawaii, and California.
Proginoskes almost 9 years ago
Pastis’s Maine looks more like South Carolina to me than his South Carolina.
jmarkoff2 almost 9 years ago
This was a great one. Once I saw Michigan, I knew what the game was, and quickly figured out all except South Carolina, which I then counted out by process of elimination. To remember all 50 states, and think of what each one looks like, I sing to myself this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNUDDaEOvuY
Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Rat would’ve clobbered him
awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Well, I missed Nevada, Colorado & Wyoming, because I actually thought it was a podium and boxes. Everything after that was pretty easy. I had to look at Washington for a bit, though. The southern border of the state isn’t nearly as straight as he shows it.
ACW1 almost 9 years ago
I got the first 2; can’t figure out the others.
FYNMON almost 9 years ago
Maine gave me a bit of trouble, all the rest were not too hard.
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
Cartoon-Boy’s head, a bird’s head: I understand what you’re saying in the last panel, Pig. But, with Cartoon-Boy, it’s just a bird-brain, not a full head….
Egrayjames almost 9 years ago
I live on the howling wolf’s nose.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Ummm… I don’t get it.
bphrball1 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
It starts with Nevada upside down!
McGehee almost 9 years ago
“Maine” looks to me more like an upside-down North Carolina. I’ll accept Washington siince it is Stephan drawing it, after all.
whiteheron almost 9 years ago
I thought there were only three states that matter, Solid, liquid and gaseous.
sbischof almost 9 years ago
I thought Washington was a slightly messed up Nebraska. I still think its too poorly drawn to be Washington, but no better suggestions either. The rest were pretty easy.
sweetaddietude almost 9 years ago
Sherlock Watson had it right all along. Amateurs.
jwondga almost 9 years ago
Panel 1 – Nevada (upside down)Panel 2 – Wyoming and ColoradoPanel 3 – South CarolinaPanel 4 – MichiganPanel 5 – Maine (sideways)Panel 6 – Pennsylvania and West Virginia (GOT IT!)Panel 7 – Washington (sideways, taking a “bite” out of Canadian province of British Columbia)
OK, got ’em all.
This was fun.
kathleenashbaugh almost 9 years ago
Big Nate might like Social Studies better if he studied it with Pig.
Vince M almost 9 years ago
I thought Maine was Oahu, and Washington was a slightly crumpled Utah, but otherwise I got them.
Vonne Anton almost 9 years ago
The State of Confusion is the only one that is relevant.
klutho84 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Im not clever
corzak almost 9 years ago
Florida is almost always used in the ‘outline’ game . . .
OGWhatahunk almost 9 years ago
There’s only 46 states in the union… 4 of the are common wealth’s, Pa. one of them. name the rest. according to Obama there’s 57 states.
mammamoonbeam almost 9 years ago
I didn’t even try!
Wichita10 almost 9 years ago
Orr, a mutant, cyclopean state of Michigan…smoking!
Digital Frog almost 9 years ago
the most obvious state I see is that of Stephan’s mental health…
BigHornDave Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Nevada, Wyoming Colorado, S. Carolina, Wisconsin, Maine, Pennsylvania, West Virginia, Utah, Right?
A_NY_Outlaw almost 9 years ago
not used to thinking on a sunday morning. Thanks for nothin’ Pastis!
woodgeezr Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I’m guessing South Carolina, Michigan, Kentucky, west Virginia, Pennsylvania and Utah- but that’s only six, so something is hidden.
del_grande Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I think the first one is adaveN (“Is that the state where the casinos give the money to you?” “EVERY casino will be giving its money to you when you use our system…”)
cindyorch almost 9 years ago
I say he’s getting desperate for content…..
TheWildSow almost 9 years ago
Aw, I didn’t get it till my home state of Pennsylvania (& West Virginia!)I did have trouble with Maine, because Maine shoulda been a cat’s head in profile, & it would not have needed to be tipped.
Ermine Notyours almost 9 years ago
Cartoonists never get the Olympic Peninsula right, and since it’s always in the upper left corner of a cartoon map of the United States, my eyes are always drawn to it. And it’s no surprise that Florida is not included because it can only be one other thing and Pastis can’t draw that in a family newspaper.
gordol almost 9 years ago
I don’t see Maine. I also cannot figure out what the bottom half of the dog is in panel six. I got, in order:
Nevada, Colorado/Wyoming, S. Carolina, Michigan, W. Virginia, ??/Pennsylvania, and Washington. There is no Maine. This is the outline of Maine: https://www.sircon.com/stateInformationCenter/images/sic-maine.jpg
cj7ole almost 9 years ago
I got Michigan figured out.
eklofali almost 9 years ago
I suspected something when I saw Michigan
anorok2 almost 9 years ago
Anyone remember this old riddle?
Q. If Mississippi wore her New Jersey, what did Delaware ?
A. I don’t know, Alaska.
Number Three almost 9 years ago
My favourite is the Square Headed Dog!
xxx
mjb515 almost 9 years ago
Think Gamecock, Pig.
TheWildSow almost 9 years ago
The New England states & New York look like a crouching cat, in profile.http://www.getatstuff.com/images/states_hotspot_map2014.gif
JP Steve Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I thought the lectern in panel 1 looked like Nevada, then disregarded it as I searched for the coming pun. Still not bad for a Canadian though!
Jeff0811 almost 9 years ago
Actually for me, there is an unseen 10th state, the state of confusion.
cdgar almost 9 years ago
I’ve always hated geography.
OGWhatahunk almost 9 years ago
Feats to meters——. Mass. Va, and Kentucky and PA are all commonwealths,, so there’s only 46 states in the union
Coyoty Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I’m in a state of confusion.What is supposed to be happening? Puns? Riddles? Is this a reference to a game I don’t play?
Neoprene Wedgie Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Great comic today, but Washington is a bit of a stretch.
nopainogain almost 9 years ago
nevada wyoming, colorado, south carolina, michigan, virginia, west virginia, pennsylvania, the last one could be Washington sideways or utah
Phil (full phname Philip Philop) over 7 years ago
Denial,posh spice,pestilence,the Permian extinction and sneezy.
milokraegel Premium Member over 1 year ago
I only found seven