Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 10, 2015

It’s all in the pronunciation.

What’s the difference?

In some more advanced societies, peasants are allowed to shoot back, should you forget what you’re allowed to be hunting.

Watch Mel Brooks’ “History of the World Part I” for this part with king louis xvi

I’d bet that Fink would LOVE to go peasant hunting!!

Yeah, ya just don’t lead them as much!@ DreamScourge

Reminds me of a VP (darth c.) we had a while ago.

No, no – let’s go get some tomatoes so we can lob them. No better ammo than a good throw. Sort of like audience participation at any Rocky Horror Picture Show.

THE KING IS A FINK!THE KING IS A FINK!THE KING IS A FINK!THE KING IS A FINK!

Where’s Superman when you need him?

In his defense most people hear only what they want to listen to.

argythree said, about 12 hours ago@neverenoughgoldLet me guess. Divorced? Twice or three times?

First off, the comment I made was satire, and not meant as anything to be taken seriously. Second, I am married 44 plus years to the same wonderful and forgiving woman and never divorced except from work…

That reminds me of the first gun I ever owned. It was meant to shoot pellets, but pellets were too expensive for my meager finances, so I used BBs. They would work, but only if I kept the barrel elevated. If the barrel was pointed downward, the BB would ♫ “Roll Out the Barrel” ♫ …

Details, details. Why must you cloud the issue with facts?!

The Fink is much to dangerous. We need to arm the pheasants with hand grenades!

And yes! The KING is FINK, a ROTTEN FINK!!!

Schindler’s List, first part.Horrible attitude.

Joke’s been around a while; just today I happened to look up that immortal 1930 work https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1066_and_All_That, where the 3rd “Errata” before Chapter I is “P. 43. For Pheasant, read Peasant, throughout”.

“It’s good to be KING!”