Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 22, 2015

I wouldn’t be happy either if the only turkey in miles was let free.

Sounds about right.

What can you say about rumors the galley is employing a sommelier terroirist?

“Are you now or have you ever been (insert ‘bad’ thing here)"

Dumb as he is, he’s a clever politician, pandering to both the left wing and the right wing…. and the drumstick.

Bu komik zevk, pardon my Turkey, er.. Turkish.

“When did you stop taking pay-offs from the Space Squids?”“I have never taken a single pay-off from the Space Squids!”EXTRA! EXTRA!CANDIDATE ROCKIT CONTINUING TO TAKE MULTIPLE PAY-OFFS FROM THE SPACE SQUIDS!

I’d like to see the engineering specs on slaughtering and cooking a whole turkey in zero gravity.

I know that the R.U.Sirius has some form of artificial gravity, but still…

I’m sure it’s also amusing to have the turkey roaming free on the R U Sirius.

“How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?”