C'est la Vie by Jennifer Babcock for July 22, 2010

It’s time for homicidal rage! Remember, Mona, squash Raoul! He has so richly earned it!

Rub it in why don’t you.

Mona’s gonna mop the floor with you.

Depends on the salad. How about baby lettuce, grated carrot, chopped sweet red pepper, cucumber, red onion, celery, avocado, cherry tomatoes, parsley, hard boiled egg, smoked tuna, topped with cottage cheese? Best served with half of a lightly toasted whole-wheat pita.

I take full credit for calling this one yesterday. Mona, it’s not too late to change your mind. I’m sure the restaurant would be more than willing to toss (pun intended) the salad and bring you a NY strip.

And thus began the legend

And a shudder went through Olympus.

So when he ordered, she couldn’t have said, “Oh that sounds yummy. Change mine to that.” ?

Raoul must DIE!!!! Seriously Mona, bat your lashes and give him the old ”Ooooo, That looks good, CAN I TRY SOME?”

There’s nothing boring about a delicious chicken Caesar salad… or a similar salad with honey mustard. Mmm-mmm. You could even put the steak IN the salad.

@sottwell – That sounds completely disgusting. No offense. :)

But yes, in general I agree with Mona. The only good salads are served with a burger patty and a bun.

One could argue that a steak is more boring than a salad. You can get really imaginative with a salad, but if you get too fancy with a steak you’ll ruin it.

Then again, I rarely demand to be entertained by my food; I’d rather it simply taste good.

“”I didn’t get to the top of the food chain to eat…carrots.” Ron White

Adamantius said, 2 days ago

please people, stop giving mona advice, she won´t lsten to you anyway and you already know how the history finish.

by the way, this is the path mona took to be herself so relax and ejoy it

I have to agree with this. It makes everybody sound like that mother from “Boomerangs”. The off-topic stuff is kind of cool, but I fear that this section could become another zombie comments section, just like “Big Top”.

Besides, Mona’s brought all of her anger and bitterness at the world on herself by being so insecure. Monsieur Smokey may have played a big part in her development, but in the end Mona screwed Mona.

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