Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 11, 2010

Should have quit while you were ahead, Joe. Accept it, you can’t win.

Open mouth, insert foot…

Said theory only covers half of the issue. If Testosterone makes you dopey, what does Estrogen do to you?

Snippy.

Good one.

Now there is a good name for a dwarf.

• Sleazy • Horny • Greedy • Whiny • Hinky • Moldy • Shady

I think I used to hang out with those guys.

I got into too much trouble.

Get out now Joe! No-one needs a smart-a*se feminist.

I agree, iangoodson.

Joe was clearly outnumbered 3 to 1 on this one….and I’m not even counting the two girls.

I always tell people that , “If they had’ve gelded me when I hit puberty, I’d be a billionaire by now”

Poor Joe - I remember having a wife and two young daughters. The only male in the house except for the dog, and even he had been fixed - but then again, so had I.

Enough male-bashing for today.

There’s the woman’s mantra: The woman is always right. And its corollary: The man is always wrong.

i hate victoria

the only thing of consequence that males do is pass dna from one female, their mothers, to another. between times they may go out to get something to eat. except for some species such as the black widow spider and the praying mantis, females have not kept males in their place.

You men, better check how much testosterone level you have now?

Submachine I’m with you on this one.After all what is good for the gander is good for the goose

Male/Female bashing. It’s a two way street.

If a man speaks in a forest and there’s no woman to hear him is he still wrong?

DocToon,,, The only thing I can figure is they are paying the bills or you are a masochist.

Good one runar :)

My theory is that the estrogen can cause irrational and potentially life altering decision making once a month which is why most divorces are initiated by women.

NON SEQUITUR - a perfect name for this strip

@joanalos, Absolutely.

I really did LOL at this one. A couple of weeks ago I heard bits of an interview with someone who wrote a book about ants. I think he said that all the ants you see are females, because males in the ant world only have a single function, and once they’ve performed it, there’s no point in having them around. Gives performance anxiety a new meaning.

He’s obviously running a little low.

Never mind the pets. My question is whether the house is big enough for his collections of comics.

You can almost SMELL the bras being burned by the bitter, angry feminists (note that I did NOT use the term “feminazi”; you’re welcome!).

On the other hands, guys, now we have an excuse for doing stupid things or forgetting things.

Wife: Why didn’t you take out the trash? Husband: Huh? My testosterone is acting up. I feel too stupid right now.

I just realized why I distrust Victoria. She bears a certain resemblance to Martha Stewart who I disdain.

Great drawings, as usual.

I’m all in favor of a little androgyny. On both sides.

She did say, “EITHER that OR…”, and I think it was done lovingly.

the bird22, good observation.

trebor said, “Male/female bashing, it’s a two-way street”. Right! and there has been at least as much female bashing in these comments as male bashing.

please;

who is victoria ?

when did she enter the strip ?

Love your brain!

smug and condescending does not a good wife make. I’m liking Victoria less and less since she got the Mom haircut.

myming: Victoria is Joe’s fiancee. She has been a member of the cast for many months, though my memory is not good enough to say exactly how long.

Obviously pricked someone’s Testy-osterone, Wiley.

Victoria too!

thank you.

man and woman the same side of a two-sided coin,,, fear and loathing do we chide sweet birth of our own loin?…

okay…i now think i know what those commercials about “low T” mean. :)

btw…wiley, i just saw your comment on one person’s opiunion of victoria’s amusing little assessment of joe’s response…i, too, thought on the lines of some of the witty repartee of the classic screwball comedies of the ‘30’s and ‘40’s. i still love stuff like that to this day!

I like “Grody” and “Snarky” for Seven Dwarves’ names.

Run Joe, run… Nothing good is going to come from this relationship.

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