Woman: Welcome, Newmans. I'm farmer Marcia. I hope you're ready for a busy week.
Clayton: Are those cows real or animatronic?
Woman: We're an organic farm, so I insist we raise the real ones.
Clayton: Dang.
Just out of curiosity, I Googled “cow pies” and got “About 49,300 results.” Some were to the piles of manure; some to the candies that are imaginatively thought to resemble them. FWIW.
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
That’s good. Milk from the animatronic ones tastes like transmission fluid.
(Just don’t ask how I know what transmission fluid tastes like.)
WoodEye over 14 years ago
Transmission fluid (ATF) and bleach produces SMOKE and lots of it!!!
Photobug12 over 14 years ago
Wonder what the animatromic cow pies would be made of?
cleokaya over 14 years ago
Farmer Marcia better have a granary filled with coffee beans.
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
Doc, would you call that “organitronic”?
“More Bovine Than Bovine”; That’s our motto here at Tyrell Dairy Farms, home of FL05513, the Repli-Cow (TM).
gocomicsmember over 14 years ago
Just out of curiosity, I Googled “cow pies” and got “About 49,300 results.” Some were to the piles of manure; some to the candies that are imaginatively thought to resemble them. FWIW.