Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 23, 2015

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 9 years ago

    She’s gonna need a ladder. . or a styling chair that goes down into the floor.

    Meanwhile, as a hairstylist, I just know what will happen. ..As soon as she’s finished applying the color, Elma’s leaves will start falling out. .. And some clients will say it’s the stylist’s fault, even though it’s just Mother Nature.With clients that big, it’s hard to argue, even when you’re right. .. Then again, I’ve met Elma. .. her bark is worse than her bite.

    I can’t figure out.. is she blowing bubble gum?

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    Varnes  about 9 years ago

    Yes, Susan, she blows. I’m told it is easy to prev-oak her…But in the spring, my heart turns towards pussy willows and when Touch Me Nots turn into Forget Me Nots…..

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    Varnes  about 9 years ago

    Yes, Susan, she blows. I’m told it is easy to prev-oak her…But in the spring, my heart turns towards pussy willows and when Touch Me Nots turn into Forget Me Nots…..

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    StoicLion1973  about 9 years ago

    So, that’s where the Entwives went when they disappeared. (Yep, I’m the nerd that referenced “Lord of the Rings”).

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    SunflowerGirl100  about 9 years ago

    Could be an ent wife or it could be the wife of Groot.

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    tahoeh2o  about 9 years ago

    So, where’s your Aspen?

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    shipl14  about 9 years ago

    Leaf me alone

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    P51Strega  about 9 years ago

    That’s not their main salon, just a branch office.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Varnes. . Ahem…jreckard… just stick-ing my neck out a bit.

    And yeah, everybody, i do think it’s gum. But, not even to mention the rudeness of it, i can’t imagine chewing it, especially sticking out of my mouth, when hair is falling everywhere. Yuck!

    Alexikakos. . Um. .. what? Feuilles does mean leaves, of course. . But your other phrase, in my admittedly imperfect French anyway, means search in searching. Or look for by searching.She will have to visit a.. researcher?

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