Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 24, 2015
November 23, 2015
November 25, 2015
Transcript:
Woman: You must be the gorilla who is protecting MacKenzie. . Man: Martha, really! Rip Haywire: And you must be Mrs. Northrup, Mac's wicked...er...stepmother. Woman: Mr. Haywiah, I must apologize for my daughtah's rudeness. Rip Haywire: It's ok. We gorillas have thick skin. Woman 1: And an even thickah blue collah stench. Rip Haywire: Listen lady, any cologne that has cow horns as a logo and comes with a free comb is a-OK in my book!
Mungolikecookies about 9 years ago
Occasionally it is nice to alternate with Denim.
tsandl about 9 years ago
I would have thought Rip wore Hoppe’s No. 9.
SkyFisher about 9 years ago
My cologne has a rope for a logo: Stetson.
Chithing Premium Member about 9 years ago
Great, another brunette with attitude. I hope she doesn’t carry a knife.
McGehee about 9 years ago
Of course she doesn’t carry a knife. She has people for that.
cindyorch about 9 years ago
she does look like Cobra…on drugs…..
B LeCren about 9 years ago
Canal #5…
warjoski Premium Member about 9 years ago
It’s the mother-in-law! No! It’s RJ! No! It’s….
Dragoncat about 9 years ago
I don’t believe it… Cobra has an evil twin!
FireMedic about 9 years ago
There’s something about an Aqua Velva man.
Kali39 about 9 years ago
I thought Rip used Hai Karate.
Badeyes about 9 years ago
I had an uncle that bought it by the barrel. Might be able to get you a quart or two.