Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 09, 2016

Good Golly Miss Molly,Devil With The Blue Dress On.

Attention, Sisters: rulers at the ready!

Sister Teresa of the Perpetual Lame: how I adore your recurring nun themes. Just curious. Why no priests or monks?

What a tattletale! So what if Molly colored Satan’s Little Helper outside the lines? Keep your eyes on your own paper, little boy.

Those lines are just a guide for the less imaginative.

After he tattled on Molly, his rise in the faith began to really take off. The nuns could tell, even at that early age, that he was destined to be the next Grand Inquisitor. Accordingly, they always saw to it that he got an extra portion at lunch in hopes that he would remember them fondly when they were old and vulnerable and dependent upon the charity of the Church.

Satan’s little helper??? That was my nickname when I was a kid.

But Family Guy was hiring, so it was good.

At her young age, Molly’s motor skills are not yet fully developed, sisters, so she cannot be held accountable. That little snitch, on the other hand, needs to have his ears boxed.

And, BTW, the Simpsons’ dog-name being Santa’s Little Helper, someone around this school would appear to be a dyslexic satanist….

It reminds me so much of first grade.

Santa brought plenty of adult coloring books this year, on that day where you hope it’s a white day, and stay inside and pass the time away.