Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 13, 2015

Sure, why not, Uncle Stupid? Everyone else is running…

And he is a thief

Wendy’s has fired him more than once?

The triumph of the reptilian brain over the higher centers of thought, the more recently evolved neo-cortex!

You always know you are going to have a bad day when someone begins a sentence with the words “As you know”.

she’s drawn that way

Plastic Surgery!

Is Zeke related to Zonker and Zipper?

Right, that or " In order to help you"……

The idea of working at a fast food restaurant is to one day work up to buying some franchises and expanding your portfolio, not fighting for $15 hour. Most people don’t qualify.

Sounds about right.

How’s that bad boy working for you, babes??

I think I saw Uncle Stupidhead’s hairpiece move.

Any relation to the Trumper?

Comedy/cartoon writes itself these days if you check out the GOP.

Zeke adapts quickly when life treats him unfairly.

Night-G, The idea that the employees are “theirs” makes me wonder if we will ever get over the slavery concept that workers are the property of the MASSUH and the master is responsible for them as his property as well as them thinking they aren’t free to help better themselves unless the boss tells them to.

Stupidhead doesn’t sound much different than several others who are already running.

In the next to last panel I see Zeke’s eyelash. I don’t think we’ve ever seen his eyes.