Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 27, 2015
Transcript:
Woman: Meh. The composition is jejune at best. And is it neo-Marxist or a self-conscious parody of neo-Marxism? I'd say it fails on both counts. At best, I'd say we're looking at postmodern blather. Neither avant-garde nor revelatory in its scope. Goat: You should not be writing a guide to parenting. Rat: But little kids need guidance. Pig: Hey, kid, don't quit your day job!
BE THIS GUY almost 9 years ago
Let’s hope Rat has been neutered.
Rod Gonzalez almost 9 years ago
Just beat up Rat and shred his stupid book.
Sherlock Watson almost 9 years ago
How to Be a Bad Parent by Rat.
charne almost 9 years ago
Stephan is one sick puppy.
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
It’s a little kid’s frickin’ drawing, you big show-off biddy! Cool your jets and say it looks “nice,” not give a pretentious critical monologue! Rat, this really means you!
HighPeaks almost 9 years ago
For the first six panels, I thought she was doing a critique of Pearls.
mammamoonbeam almost 9 years ago
Can someone please tell me what is going on in this strip? The mother is making inane comments about her kid’s drawing. That I get, but where does Rat and his “book” fit in?
Jon Schutter almost 9 years ago
The first six panels, I thought Stephan was critiquing Pearls itself……
Jon Schutter almost 9 years ago
@High Peaks, I see you did too!
sarah413 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Why did I flash back to a scene in History of the World, Pt.1? The first art critic.
Kaputnik almost 9 years ago
I have to admit that Rat’s approach would be an interesting change from the parents who think they need to boost their child’s self esteem by praising everything she does to the skies. Still, there has to a happy medium.This actually reminded me a bit of the “Calvin and Hobbes” strips where Calvin parodies art critic jargon, usually in discussing the design of his snowmen. Wouldn’t surprise me if Pastis got his inspiration from that, and then went off in a different direction with it.
dre7861 almost 9 years ago
“How to Raise Your Child to be a Critic in 50 Easy Steps” by Rat
A_NY_Outlaw almost 9 years ago
I thought it was rather cubist myself.
abbybookcase almost 9 years ago
do critics beget more critics? or do they spring, fully formed, from the brow of such as rat?
Marathon Zack almost 9 years ago
Ooh, cool, stick figure!
Number Three almost 9 years ago
My limit is stick figures.I was always rubbish at drawing.xxx
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I wish this were a cross-over with Rex Morgan, so this art critic could give some “advice” to young Sarah.
mcsnick almost 9 years ago
Please, please,please do not generalize about teachers until you have taught for at least 12 weeks (commas are optional as are periods for all comic comments)…
Acomicfan almost 9 years ago
That is one cynical mother.
cable over 4 years ago
This would fit better now…