Manitobaman. You need to type this cartoon into the Frog Applause Translator. Who is the guy that usually does this? Roto-Rootifer? Robifer? Something like that.
@itchybacon - I am on the road and I didn’t have time to type the entire caption from today’s FA into the FAT. However, I did run “itchybacon” through the mill and here’s what the FAT came up with:
“Sluggish mongrel too lazy to do his own typing who masks his own inadequacies by mocking the noble names of the venerable/venerated (but that’s just how he rolls)”
If that “Lady” striking the skeptical/guarded pose would just use plasticware (such as, oh, I don’t know, a spork?), then metal softener wouldn’t be required for any of SkeptoGuard’s utensil-bending needs.
Just $19.95! Order now and receive a second metal softener free! And that’s not all! We will also throw in this FREE micro fiber cloth applicator! Act now as supplies are limited!!
Busted! I’d tell you to behave yourself Teresa, but I think it’s actually my fault a complaint was filed with the hall monitor. A case of transference, although I’m at a loss as to the connection between my transgression (imaginary) and yours (probably imaginary too).
margueritem over 14 years ago
Sure, I’ll try a bottle.
FLIGHT SUIT over 14 years ago
I seem to recall Barticle35 telling me he once took a class on spoon-bending.
FLIGHT SUIT over 14 years ago
http://obituarytypo.blogspot.com/2010/07/yes-we-feel-love_07.html
Potential pervs? What about the fully actualized ones?
sandboil over 14 years ago
That look on her face just bent *my* spoon.
Manitobaman over 14 years ago
I must be too tired. I don’t get it.
Steve Bartholomew over 14 years ago
I seem to recall Barticle35 telling me he once took a class on spoon-bending.
Yes, he did. It actually works by a form of hypnosis.
itchybacon over 14 years ago
Manitobaman. You need to type this cartoon into the Frog Applause Translator. Who is the guy that usually does this? Roto-Rootifer? Robifer? Something like that.
itchybacon over 14 years ago
How can you make a spoon sleepy? Isn’t that what hypnosis does?
ransomknotts over 14 years ago
She looks like a hard-sell.
judyparka over 14 years ago
With that look on her face, I think she needs some stool softener.
Sisyphos over 14 years ago
Ain’t nothin’ metal ‘bout wachoo be thinkin’ on, Carny!
Shoo! Leave the lady alone!
whaletail over 14 years ago
Call a doctor if your spoon doesn’t go limp within four hours.
FLIGHT SUIT over 14 years ago
Spoons are highly suggestible.
runar over 14 years ago
Looks like she could use some mood softener.
Hugh B. Hayve over 14 years ago
I used the metal softener on my music collection and now everything sounds like Manilow…….
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
her name was Lola, she was a showgirl……
Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member over 14 years ago
@itchybacon - I am on the road and I didn’t have time to type the entire caption from today’s FA into the FAT. However, I did run “itchybacon” through the mill and here’s what the FAT came up with:
“Sluggish mongrel too lazy to do his own typing who masks his own inadequacies by mocking the noble names of the venerable/venerated (but that’s just how he rolls)”
If that “Lady” striking the skeptical/guarded pose would just use plasticware (such as, oh, I don’t know, a spork?), then metal softener wouldn’t be required for any of SkeptoGuard’s utensil-bending needs.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
Hey, mambo! Mambo italiano! Hey, mambo! Mambo italiano Go, go, go you mixed up sicialiano…
cleokaya over 14 years ago
Just $19.95! Order now and receive a second metal softener free! And that’s not all! We will also throw in this FREE micro fiber cloth applicator! Act now as supplies are limited!!
OLDDOG82 over 14 years ago
THE WHOLE BUNCH OF YOU ARE CRAZY ALONG WITH THE WRITER OF THIS STRIP BUT I READ IT JUST TO SEE WHAT THE COMENTS WILL BE
Steve Bartholomew over 14 years ago
THE WHOLE BUNCH OF YOU ARE CRAZY ALONG WITH THE WRITER OF THIS STRIP BUT I READ IT JUST TO SEE WHAT THE COMENTS WILL BE
Personally, I read the strip to see the comets.
whaletail over 14 years ago
Welcome OLDDOG82. Whatever brings you here is a good thing. Just stop SHOUTING, will ya? The FA experience is strip + comments + blog.
As for the woman in the cartoon: IF LOOKS COULD KILL.
ottod Premium Member over 14 years ago
I don’t know about softening metal, but that look would freeze water.
Hugh B. Hayve over 14 years ago
Everyone’s right about her expression and pose. Rotifer suggests she use plasticware, I’m thinking, preferably, something that vibrates.
ottod Premium Member over 14 years ago
Busted! I’d tell you to behave yourself Teresa, but I think it’s actually my fault a complaint was filed with the hall monitor. A case of transference, although I’m at a loss as to the connection between my transgression (imaginary) and yours (probably imaginary too).
Hugh B. Hayve: Rattlesnake?