Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 01, 2015
Transcript:
Phoebe: Well, how AREN'T you a horse? Marigold: You are not listening to me. I have TOLD you I am not a horse and that should be enough for you. I must go and calm down. This has left me feeling ornery. Phoebe: ...unicornery? Marigold: That is clever wordplay, but I am still mad!
Templo S.U.D. almost 9 years ago
quit while you’re ahead, Phoebe
Randy B Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Ornery is not beautiful, and suppresses sparkles.
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 9 years ago
Unicorns are just mystical horses with a horn.
Wichita10 almost 9 years ago
Nor a llama, it would seem…
Hag5000 almost 9 years ago
Don’t mess up a good thing, Phoebe.
3pibgorn9 almost 9 years ago
Unicorns were probably goats that had their horns bound at birth to grow as one.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Aw man!
Vlad Taltos almost 9 years ago
I’m thinking the author has been through similar conversations?
Stephen Gilberg almost 9 years ago
Kinda surprised Marigold doesn’t call Phoebe an ape.
dogday Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Phoebe, PLEEEZE go study a horse and quit irritating your friend!
ladymadcat almost 9 years ago
Phoebe, stop teasing!
scyphi26 almost 9 years ago
I think this is the angriest I have ever seen Marigold.
cwizard71 almost 9 years ago
I’ve never seen Marigold angry like this, especially not angry at Phoebe. And Phoebe should know that Marigold is nor a horse. I don’t see why she is doing this.
Q4horse almost 9 years ago
See “Unicorns I Have Known” by Robert Vavra. The real unicorns.
Toast Pusheen, here at your service almost 4 years ago
PP who call uncorns horses are completely rude. Unicorns have intellegence like humans and talents beyond any living being, AND PEGAISES ARE A THING. So please rethink.
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 6 months ago
I never thought Marigold could actually get mad… :/