Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 03, 2015

Doubt it, people in internet land prefer someone getting hurt in a funny way

Who are you calling an animal?

Marigold has cloven hooves, so she’s closer to a deer than a horse.

Ooh, I think I REALLY like Mom in this strip now!

OK Dana, you have got to create this dance in an animated gif and post it!

Is the Shield of Boringness effective over the internet?

Unicorn Correctness may never replace Political Correctness but I’d like to see it try.

Bruno “Just remember wherever you go, there you are” (or close to that). Who can forget Buckaroo Banzai: Across the 8th Dimension

Only if she does it with the Shield of Boringness turned off.

When a friend admits she’s wrong, the other friend shouldn’t gloat.

Mom’s right: record it, and keep it as blackmai—-er, I mean, evidence.

It occurred to me this is a subtle commentary on certain types of self-identification, too.

For instance, as a slice of pie, I feel I know more about my being a slice of pie than any of you can tell me how I’m not a slice of pie. SO THERE ;)

Looks in the sketches for possible unicorn dance sightings

Based.