Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 27, 2015

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    lilmnm  almost 9 years ago

    The fat guy in the red suit, of course.

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    that_jedi_girl  almost 9 years ago

    The guy with the pointy/triangular/pizza slice shaped hat?

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    orinoco womble  almost 9 years ago

    You’d rather all sit there and watch it get cold? Someone’s gotta take the last piece.

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    jreckard  almost 9 years ago

    Pizza on a shelf.

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    Plods with ...™  almost 9 years ago

    Is that a slice of pizza in your hat or are you just happy to see me?

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Someone knows, but he’s keeping it under his hat.

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    whiteheron  almost 9 years ago

    Hey, you’re elves. Go make another. Is that so hard?

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    stlmaddog5  almost 9 years ago

    Six elves are pissed because ONE slice of pizza was eaten. Do the math, you clowns. One slice cut up into seven equal pieces amounts to next to nothing anyway. Get over it and order 2 for 1 next time!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 9 years ago

    Look to the right, the one next to the Doonesbury elf.

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    zeexenon  almost 9 years ago

    The greediest guy … I suspect Trump, Jobs, Woz, or Gates.

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    Bozo T  almost 9 years ago

    Maybe it was that guy who’s trying to hide in the red-n-white triangular dish on the table?

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    neverenoughgold  almost 9 years ago

    Delivery available in 30 minutes or less…

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    bugaboo27  almost 9 years ago

    I don’t get it. So the elf on the right took the last slice… but what’s the actual joke?

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    bookworm0812  almost 9 years ago

    The Not Me ghost from the Family Circus!

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