The Wandering Melon by Mike Shiell for November 23, 2015

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    Yalashanda  about 9 years ago

    He can just wash it off in that handy dandy sink in front of him. ;-)

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 9 years ago

    If you are already eating food in a public washroom, then I cannot see what harm it would do. There is probably nothing on the floor that is not in the air as well.

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    Ida No  about 9 years ago

    If it does apply, I don’t want to watch it in action.And no, that isn’t the hot dog you dropped.

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    paullp Premium Member about 9 years ago

    My corollary to the rule has always been that you have to know the floor – your own kitchen floor? Recently cleaned? etc. In the scenario shown here, just the thought of eating off that floor makes me gag; I’d rather eat the eclair George took from the garbage can on “Seinfeld.”

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    Mike Shiell Premium Member about 9 years ago

    We use the metric system in Canada so it works out to approx. 3 seconds.

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    gammaguy  about 9 years ago

    Don’t know; don’t care.Don’t eat in there.

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    lkcelleo  about 9 years ago

    Why would you take into the bathroom in the first place????

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    LFate  about 9 years ago

    @Celleo

    That’s exactly what I was thinking. Gross.

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    aerilim  about 9 years ago

    He looks like he don’t care much for eating rules…

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    cheetahqueen  about 9 years ago

    This might be a good time to start that diet, son!

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