Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for November 25, 2015

There’s no questioning that kid’s parentage.

Oh, wait, he must be a clone. Never mind.“You see, son, when a man removes the nucleus of a skin cell and transplants it to the empty cytoplasm of an egg…”

The child has male pattern baldness very early!

Ah yes, the proverbial birds and bees discussion…

Let me tell ya ‘bout the birds and the beesAnd the flowers and the treesAnd the moon up aboveAnd a thing called ’Love’

Let me tell ya ‘bout the stars in the skyAnd a girl and a guyAnd the way they could kissOn a night like this

When I look into your big brown eyesIt’s so very plain to seeThat it’s time you learned about the facts of lifeStarting from A to Z

Thank you, Dean Martin, may you rest in peace…

I’m more used to the Jewel Akens version.

I hope everyone has a safe and blessed Thanksgiving…

My Dad’s advice re the birds and bees: Don’t sit under birds or on top of bees.

Geez, the kid’s already bald, Dad. Could even be married by now . . . .