For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for January 25, 2016

Phil!

When I was a kid my aunt tried to get my brother in for free by saying he was 4, I said no he isn’t, he’s 5! I got a lesson in white lies that day, LOL!

What goes around, comes around. Today, Phil AND Ellie are ’Fogies". And Michael, your turn will be coming around before you know it!

I am firmly planted in Curmudgeon County but refuse to move into Fogeyville !

You’ve just got to love kids and their lack of a filter! LOL

One time my neighbor and I were wallpapering her bathroom. The kids kept opening the door and hitting the step stool I was standing on to hang the paper, so I finally locked the door. The doorbell rang and we heard her daughter say to the person who asked if her mother was home: “Yes, but she is locked in the bathroom with the neighbor.”

I was about 4 having dinner in a very ritzy restaurant when my father told me not to slurp gollop my soup. I pointed to a man at the next table, and said loudly: “look at that man over there…gollop gollop slurp gollop”. My embarrassed fatherlooked, the man enjoying his soup loudly just smiled!

My kitchen window faces the front yard.

We had a saying…“Little pitchers have big ears.”

Creepy old Phil at his worst.

This is an old “Dennis the Menace” joke. Ketcham used it repeatedly.

yes, what is it?

3 Fighting FishIf old enough to understand sex, tell them; if not, say a party that got out of control.

“Orgy” can be defined as just about anything taken to excess and revelry, synonymous with “bachanalian”. For example, an alcoholic orgy is where people show no restraint whatsover in their drinking.

The Kitchen window turned out to be too small.

This NON canuck agrees with your family.