Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 08, 2015

No ! . . . . No, not at all.

The idea was a bit off-the-wall.

Yes, eventually you’ll step on one with bare feet.

Well it looks like Humpty Dumpty had a great winter.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a Lego wall….

Crap! Almost spit out my coffee!

Get the skillet ready………you know, just in case.

No where in the original rhyme of “Humpty Dumpty” does it say that he was a giant egg.

Also the idea of sending “king’s horses and men” to the scene of a medical is silly. Why not send doctors and nurses instead.

Marathon ZackKing’s horses and men = cavalry (armored knights, nobility) and infantry (men at arms).

They’d better scramble before their kid cracks.

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