@Bruno ZeigertsIf I recall correctly, the eagles refused to carry the ring itself in any capacity, so you couldn’t just fly in, on top of the aforementioned ease of targeting (I think a dozen fell beasts would be able to take down 3 eagles, without even accounting for the mass of archery in Mordor), and the lack of them being a taxi service.
Remember, that was choreographed so neither had a choice. Actually, they asked Bruce Lee to be the loser in the fight, but he wouldn’t allow that, and Chuck Norris is so good it didn’t matter to him :)
Simple: Neither the Wiz nor Blanche is dumb enough to wear any kind of Rings when they go to Mordor..Sauron is so Obsessed with Rings that he doesn’t even Notice people who aren’t wearing any..
Rob Rex almost 9 years ago
Wiz just proved that one Can simply walk into Mordor. Why didn’t Gandalf do that?
AGorilla081 almost 9 years ago
Be thankful that she’s doing this fully clothed!
Aaberon almost 9 years ago
What is Hot Yoga? Apparently, I need to get out more or surf the web more frequently…
Flash Gordon almost 9 years ago
If he’s such a capable wizard, why doesn’t he just wave his wand and go POOF and give them both “ten” bodies?(“ten” refers to on a scale of 1 to 10)
cubswin2016 almost 9 years ago
My precious!
b0mb almost 9 years ago
@Bruno ZeigertsIf I recall correctly, the eagles refused to carry the ring itself in any capacity, so you couldn’t just fly in, on top of the aforementioned ease of targeting (I think a dozen fell beasts would be able to take down 3 eagles, without even accounting for the mass of archery in Mordor), and the lack of them being a taxi service.
corpcasselbury almost 9 years ago
And here I thought that the only person who could just walk into Mordor was Chuck Norris.
Ed Brault Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Wiz and Sauron belong to the same Union.
JastMe almost 9 years ago
Remember, that was choreographed so neither had a choice. Actually, they asked Bruce Lee to be the loser in the fight, but he wouldn’t allow that, and Chuck Norris is so good it didn’t matter to him :)
neverenoughgold almost 9 years ago
So that’s where Yoda lived! Another mystery solved…
brewingbiker almost 9 years ago
@Rob, Mordors’ army was already wiped out by the time Wiz and the wife made the trek. Gates left open, tower with the eye is gone, etc.
Tarredandfeathered almost 9 years ago
Simple: Neither the Wiz nor Blanche is dumb enough to wear any kind of Rings when they go to Mordor..Sauron is so Obsessed with Rings that he doesn’t even Notice people who aren’t wearing any..
RalphZIggy almost 9 years ago
I don’t see the Eye of Sauron so this must be after he was destroyed