Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 09, 2010

One who studies conchs?

Yes, actually:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conchology

I wonder if this phobia has some kind of fancy Latin name?

Barticle35 has been immortalized on Frog Blog!

http://obituarytypo.blogspot.com/2010/07/yes-we-feel-love_08.html

I want conch fritters, fries, a locally brewed lager, oysters, clams, coleslaw and a happy little smile.

Why? Did a garlic-buttered escargot suddenly rise up and smite you upon the lips? Is that why you’re covering your face?

Interesting article, Flight Suit.

Don’t look now, but there is a gastropod upon your shoulder…

http://tinyurl.com/conchol

Teresa seems to know a lot of unusual people.

there’s a fuzzy clam joke here some where, just can’t finger out how to put it…..

those conchologists are real heart breakers. they court you, they woo you, and then they drop you in a bag with all the rest and move on to the next one

.bastards!

You see one conchologist, you’ve seen ‘em all . http://www.listeningtoghosts.com pg 159.

She should scrutinize the credentials very carefully before she allows anyone to examine her conchae.

My friend Teresa’s inclination toward erudition has drawn her to CLINICAL conchology. My other friend (yes, I have 2) - Honorary Key West Mayor Sammie “Gonzo” Mays - explains PRACTICAL conchophilia >>>HERE<<<

The way I hear it, conchologists deserve what they get.

Thanks for my moment of fame, fleeting though it was! I think I actually had a shirt like that when I was that age.

I would say that anyone who’s spent his life studying the half domes over apses cannot be trusted.

(Thanks for the reference, NoMo.)

Never trust an undeserving conchologist. They can be very Nauti

It will be forever on her conchience. Even if it was conch-sensual. It may affect her mantle health.

Re 7/10: You’d best do it quickly, my boy….

Frog Applause, Sat. 10 VII 10 [courtesy of the Frog Blog–must be hung up on that server again!]:

improvising tumbling should be considered hazardous to your good posture and social standing!