Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for December 11, 2015

Docked at the friendzone mate.

In other words, Binkley, it’s time to abandon that boat and look elsewhere, especially if you’re hoping to eventually go on a pleasure cruise.

Lies. The OTP is the greatest ship.

Curses! Friendship?Quel fromage!

Oh, if a 5cents for every time I heard that bull ship.

I thought she was going the “ships passing in the night” route, but the “friendship” line will work just as well as an iceberg to crush a dream…

Blue ships,Red Ships…Is she channeling Dr. Zeus?

Auuugh!!! She used the “F” word!

Abandon ship!!

Doom.

So now they’re shipped.

Now they can talk about her crush on Milo, let the drama begin!

From “Damn Yankees”:Two lost ships on a stormy seaOne with no sails and one with no rudderAin’t it just great, ain’t it just grand?We’ve got each udder!

Nailed it in one.

Don’t suppose she’s ever cruised on a ship with benefits.

In the words of that famous bald kid with the striped shirt: “Oh, good grief!”

(sigh) They would have made a cute couple (the ‘hopeless romantic’ inner voice says to me)

Well, Binkley, you’ve got Blondie’s number, right?

…right?

Poor kid. There ain’t a man alive who doesn’t feel your pain, Binkley.

@Liverlips McCrackenNow I’ve got “Whatever Bill the Cat wants, Bill the Cat gets” as an ear worm……..